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Kinja'd!!! "Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius" (rex-imperator)
07/07/2016 at 07:42 • Filed to: None

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...to piss on the garish Veyron. But would you rather.

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One is a true gravitational shift. One just has too much gravity. Way too much gravity.


DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
07/07/2016 at 07:47

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To be fair though, the Veyron is an eleven year old car at this point. A more fair comparison would be the Chiron, which I would take every day of the week over the Red Aston Bull Martin.


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > Sam
07/07/2016 at 07:49

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Because that one is also heavier and slower, too?


Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
07/07/2016 at 07:50

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This thing looks like quite a focused car. Assuming both are road cars, the Veyron might be much nicer to live with. Depends what you’re after though.

But yes, the Veyron is a fatty


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
07/07/2016 at 07:51

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I wouldn’t choose a Veyron over a normal not-batshit crazy Aston, let alone this beautiful fever dream of psychosis.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Hot Takes Salesman
07/07/2016 at 07:55

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Heavier - yes. Slower - yes. Better looking - by far. More comfortable - yet again, by far. Regardless, none of either of them will get driven anyways. They’ll all be sat on in hope that they appreciate.


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > Sam
07/07/2016 at 08:26

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I detest the Shay-RON already. Six of one...


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Hot Takes Salesman
07/07/2016 at 08:29

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the speed limit in the highway is still 60 mph with either....


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
07/07/2016 at 08:35

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That AM-RB is the hypercar I’ve been waiting for. Full ground effects ftw!


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > OPPOsaurus WRX
07/07/2016 at 08:35

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And Alissa Walker’s going to write an article about how you’re murdering puppies if you buy one.


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
07/07/2016 at 08:44

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I dunno. I’m leaning more toward ‘rap video prop.’ One that I can sit in, but they won’t let me drive it.

Maybe I do want a Veyron after all.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
07/07/2016 at 09:03

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I want to say I would choose the Aston. However the Bugatti would be more comfortable for me to drive and I assume the Aston doesn't have cupholders.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
07/07/2016 at 09:18

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Like Sam Stoner said, the Chiron would be a better comparison. But either way I’d choose the Aston. You cant road trip in either, so why not choose the one thats faster around the track?

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IMHO both Bugattis are a blunt way to go fast and the AM RB is innovative.


Kinja'd!!! Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
07/07/2016 at 09:22

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There are not many cars at 1/4 the cost of a Veyron, that I wouldn’t pick instead. Give me that dream machine up top, all day ,everyday.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
07/07/2016 at 09:31

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i will fart in her general direction so she can do one on my air pollution practices as well


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > OPPOsaurus WRX
07/07/2016 at 09:38

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Your soul died when you were a child, didn’t it?


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > Frenchlicker
07/07/2016 at 09:39

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I’ve be shocked if Veyron had cupholders.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
07/07/2016 at 09:56

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i just can;t get behind the argument of one being faster than the other when anyone on this site would probably never be in a posistion to get close to the top speed of either


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > Sam
07/07/2016 at 10:31

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That’s why track car programs- The Vulcan, and Ferrari’s XX and Corse Clienti- like the one the track only version of the 001 will have are so great; it requires that the beautiful things be driven, hard.


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > OPPOsaurus WRX
07/07/2016 at 10:34

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Your mother was a hamster, and your fahzther smelt of elderberries!


Kinja'd!!! dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
07/07/2016 at 12:00

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Everyone’s complaining about the Aston but I love it...


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
07/07/2016 at 12:02

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I know ‘paradigm shift’ is a stupid phrase, but that’s what we are looking at.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
07/07/2016 at 13:40

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Damn, it doesn't. I think I would ask for some to be put in if I was the original buyer. Come on, we all know people just want to be seen in it.


Kinja'd!!! IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
07/08/2016 at 00:08

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The Veyron may be an ugly turd, but that Aston is crazy, and not in a good TVR way; in more of a “what were they thinking?” way.


Kinja'd!!! briannutter1 > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
07/09/2016 at 11:30

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The Aston is a race car for the road. The current current hypercar “holy trinity” won’t hold a candle in comparison.